Fanfiction Meltdown Part 1

WARNING: This story contains material that may be offensive to some Bwen, and Bevin shippers. This however, was not my true intentions. This story is strictly for the comedy of it. If you are any of these shippers, and have a sense of humor, by all means read at your own discretion. If you are sensitive about your ship, I suggest you walk away now... I personally have nothing against these couples. I'm just not into them. I write comedy. It's what I enjoy doing... Without Bevin, Bwen, and FanFiction, this story would not exist... Which I'm sure some people wouldn't mind really... Lol!!!


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"Fanfiction Discoveries"

Kevin casually opens the door to his friends room and walks in, and notices Ben sitting at his computer. He wasn't sure what the kid was looking at, but it seemed as though the hero was really enjoying it.

The older boy was obviously annoyed by this, as it was delaying his plans to meet up with his girlfriend.

"Ben, you ready to go? We still have to go and get Gwen."

The younger teen looks up and deliberately ignores Kevin's question, knowing that this would get the ex-convict slightly annoyed. " Hey, come check this out, Kevin. I found these reeaally cool stories on Fanfiction."

Kevin looks at Ben with a confused expression on his face. Ben automatically sighs. He should've known that his comrade was completely clueless . "Its a website that allows people to publish their own stories."

"Uh-huh." Kevin could seriously care less. He just wanted the little moron to get his butt off the computer so they could leave.

Ben rolls his eyes in response, and returns his focus back onto his computer. "I just can't believe there's all this stuff written about us. That's all I'm saying."

This information however, grabs Kevin's attention. "What? You can't be serious." His eyes widening in disbelief.

Ben turns to Kevin and smiles. "Does Ben Tennyson live and breath smoothies?!"

"Yeah, yeah, i get it. You can stop talkin' about yourself in the third person now, its getting annoying." Kevin walks over and sits down in the chair next to the desk and leans back coolly. If the younger boy was going to torture him by having to read pointless things, he wasn't going to stand around all night doing it. Smiling, Ben turns back to his recent discovery, and notices something completely different from what he had previously read, and squints his eyes at the computer screen. "Hmmm. I wonder what this "Bevin" thing is?" The hero hesitates for a moment, but, decides to click on it anyways.

Kevin was still leaning back in his seat with his arms folded behind his head, not paying the least bit of attention. He tries not too when it comes to Ben in general. Normally, whatever the kid was into, it was pretty much stupid and pointless to the older teen more or less.. So why even waste his time?

Then.... A high pitched voice sliced the heavy silence in the air….

"Oh….. My… GOD!!!!"

The older teen nearly falls out of his own chair on hearing such a girlish sound, and glares back at the boy sitting next to him. He quickly realizes that Ben's hair was in severe dismay, his eyes where as big as dinner plates, and he was completely ghost white. By the appearence of our young hero,  you could've have sworn that the boy had just recently died.

With a roll of his eyes, Kevin decides to give in to his own curiosity. "What is it now, Tennyson?

Not recieving an answer, Kevin quickly loses his patience with the boy....

"BEN!"

Still in shock, Ben finally finds his voice. "Uh-umm, I-I think y-you need to read this…."

"Why?"

"I... can't... It's just... Just read it!! Ok?!!"

Without argument, Kevin scoots himself closer to the desk and stares at the screen, unsure of what had the younger boy in hysterics in the first place. It couldn't be that bad, could it? The older boy looked on confused. "Um... What am I supposed to be looking at here? A story or someth'n'?"

Ben, who wasn't sure if he wanted his ex-convict friend to be reading such a thing, for fear that it may cost him his own life. The boy just slumps over his desk, hitting his head in the process and chokes out, "Just keep reading…."

The dark haired teen shrugs his shoulders and looks closer to the screen, and begins to read.

Ben still had himself slumped over his desk, and was lost in his own thoughts. 'Why?!' 'And i wonder how many people who read it, actually thought that we where…. Kevin and I where...….' He couldn't even think about it, let alone say it. 'This is so embarressing!'

SMASH!

CRASH!

The hero was abruptly brought out of his own train of thought, only to look up to find that his computer had just been totally annihilated. Ben stared at the remains of his beloved computer in disbelief, his jaw dropping instantly. "DUUUDE! That was my computer yah know?!"

Kevin on the other hand, says nothing, and wastes no time getting to his car and driving off. Squealing the tires as he sped away.

In reality, Ben was just thankful that he got to live to see another day. Even though his computer wasn't so lucky.

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(Just before Kevin visits Ben's house

Ring, Ring, Ring….

"Hello?"

"Hey Gwen, it's Ben. Whatcha doin?"

"Doing homework on my computer, why?"

"Oh, whattya know, me too!"

"Ben, I highly doubt your doing homework. I've seen your last report card. Your probably looking up something pointless and stupid as always….. So get to the point as to why you called me in the first place."

"Fine…. Ok, so I was on the computer-"

"Yeah, we've established that. Get to the point Ben!"

"Right. Go to the Fanfiction website."

"What? Why?"

"Just do it!"

"OK, OK! Relax!"

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Gwen was staring into space and mumbling something to herself over and over again. Apparently, she too found some disturbing stories on the trio.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god….."

Kevin, who was already heated from his last "visit" at Ben's house, figured he'd be away from this fan fiction business by the time he reached his girlfriends place. When he opened the door to her room, he was hoping to be greeted with at least a hello, or maybe even a nice hug. But judging from Gwen's current 'state', yeah, no such luck for the boy.

"Gwen? You ok?"

Gwen who was still mumbling to herself, finally realized that Kevin was standing next to her. His face full of worry and in concern. But she gathered her courage up and turned to face him.

"U-um, yeees?"

But it was obvious that the raven haired teen wasn't buying it.

"No. Somethins up. What is it?"

All Gwen could do, was  slowly move her monitor so Kevin could view it. But the osmosian already knew from 'past experience' on where all of this was going.

"OH NO!…. I am NOT reading that crap again!"

"What do you mean again?" Gwen finally spoke. "Did something happen over at Ben's that I should know about?"


"NO! Nothing!" Kevin said, suddenly getting on the defensive.


Gwen wasn't buying Kevin's argument either. "Yeah, uh-huh." She raised a brow in disbelief.

Kevin decided that the only way to turn this conversation else where, and not to mention the awkwardness of the situation, was to cave in, and read yet another rediculous, far fetched story.

"Fine, just let me read the stupid thing." He lets out a low growl.

The teen swallows hard before setting his eyes onto the computer screen. Gwen watches her boyfriend nervously, as she knows from prior experience on what the possibilities of his reaction could be. At this point, his reaction could go in either direction. She looks on, a bit on her guard.

Kevin's eyes move side to side as he was reading. He finally finishes and turns to Gwen, who seemed to be franitcally chewing her nails, as if it were bubblegum. The boy says nothing at first. Just stares at her, with no expression on his face. Gwen began to worry that maybe this really was a bad idea.

"So?"

Kevin, still staring at her, says nothing. Then, a huge grin slaps across his face. She new it, this was a very bad idea.

He finally clears his throat. "So…. I, um.... didn't realize you felt this way about Ben." He starts to chuckle. "Sh-should I be worried or something?" He laughs a bit more under his breath. "I mean, I always knew that you and Ben were close, but-"

Gwen this time was on the defensive, she wasn't going to let Kevin get to her. She figured she would at least give her boyfriend a chance to defend her on this, but then again, she knew better.

"Kevin -Ethan- Levin! How can you say that?! You know that this is wrong, and yet you sit there and laugh at it! I expected better from you!"

The boy couldn't help himself.

"Yeah? And what are you gonna do? Leave me for Ben?!"

Kevin continues to laugh, but he quickly takes notice that Gwen was begining to cry. He suddenly felt awful. She meant the world to him, and here he was making fun of her and the whole situation. The stories were hurtful. The boy knew first hand.

Kevin was now trying to be sympathetic.

"Look, Gwen, I'm sorry.... These stories…. are just that. 'Stories'. I never...." He heavily sighs. "I'm sorry."

Just as the girl was about to give Kevin a piece of her mind, her phone begins to ring. She walks over to her night stand and picks it up to answer it. Naturally, it was Ben.

"Hello…..?" She hugs the phone tighter to her ear.  "He did what now?!…"

Kevin watched her with curiosity at first, but then quickly realized that he was in for it. He figured that the only person who usually calls Gwen, was, well, Ben. He braced himself for what was coming next.

Gwen finally got off the phone with her cousin. She turned to Kevin. But her attitude had quickly changed. No longer crying, she too had the same grin Kevin had just displayed minutes earlier.

"So…." Gwen pauses.  "I'm wondering… If maybe I should be worried."

Kevin had already came to the conclusion of what she was talking about, but decided it was best to play dumb. It may get him out of this little problem of his yet.

"U-um.... What do you mean?"

The red head wasn't going to back down on this. Here Kevin was giving her a hard time about her and Ben in the Bwen stories, while all this time, he had known, and read all the rediculous tales on himself, so, she figured getting revenge on the boy would serve him right.

"You know exactly what I mean, Kevin. You saw me just get off the phone with Ben. Don't play dumb with me. It won't work. After all, you just said that they were, 'just stories', right?"

Kevin didn't want this to go any further. It already went to far in his eyes.

"Look, I said I was sorry, Gwen! Please, can we just forget all this fan fiction stuff and move on? This whole thing is really stupid!"

Gwen still smiling, loved making Kevin squirm. It was pure entertainment for her. Making him nervous and scared always made her feel better when he would make her unbelievably mad.

It -was- glorious.

"Ok."

Kevin wasn't sure he heard her correctly. He thought maybe he went deaf for a moment. She never backs down this easily.

"That's it?"

"Yep." The girl smiles.

Kevin couldn't believe it, he was in utter shock. Never had she backed down on something like this before. But he also knew her all to well.

"This isn't the end of this..... is it?"

The girl grins even wider.

"Nope."

Kevin already knew she had a plan in her mind for his punishment. Turning his focus back to the girl he just had to ask.

"What do I gotta do?" The boy sighs.

Gwen smiles at her boyfriend. She was going to enjoy this. Every single minute of it. Right down to the mere seconds.

"You...." The red head grins wider. "Have to give Ben a hug for a full 60 seconds... And I don't mean a quick arm around him, and pull away. I mean a hard squeeze, a real, full blown hug.... That's your punishment."

Kevin's eyes widen. "Oh come on Gwen! That's totally not fair! I don't see how huggin' the doofus would make any of us feel better about this!"

She looks back at Kevin.

"It would make me feel better... Oh... And don't even think about getting out of this one, Kevin."

The boy lowers his head in defeat. He wasn't getting out of it, not this time. He wasn't even going to try, if he did, Gwen would make sure to make his punishment even worse than what it was now. But he swore to himself, to never again, make fun of his girlfriend. From now on, he vows to do nothing but support her… aaaand …..smash every computer he comes in contact with.